Fuck Hoff...

Today I met...David Hasselhoff! It was the high point of my holiday to London so far. What am I saying? It was the high-point of my life so far. Kathy urged me to go along as she was working so could not fulfil her lifelong Hoff fantasy. I was about 100th in queue, part of an extremely enthusiastic crowd who chanted Hoff! Hoff! Hoff! when the man himself arrived. People around me were excitedly muttering stuff like, "He looks fantastic," and "I am so getting Hoff on this." Personally, I think he was a little on the orange side, with rather leathery skin. But i guess that's the Baywatch price you have to pay. The price that I had to pay was 13.98, for his autobiography. Hope it's worth it!